>> bob: what about layers? >> kimberly: that is it for us tonight. we'll see you back here tomorrow on "the five." happy monday, everybody. thanks for wat welcome to "red eye." i'm greg gutfeld and i will be your sham roan for tonight's event. don't try anything funny unless it is with me. let's go to andy levy with our pre game report. what's coming up on tonight's show? >> forget it, america. it is chinatown. coming up on the big show, i will bet you $10,000 you can't guess what our lead story is. i hate myself right now. and kudos to "saturday night live" to have the flight crew their buddy alec baldwin abused come on the show. no, they had alec baldwin come on and joke how he abused the flight crew. and mvp testing positive for performance enhancing drugs. we will look at whether he piewts the -- he puts the ju

in juicer. >> can we talk about "new year'seve" later in the show? >> the movie? >> yes, the movie. i yes we can. >> i do that for you and what do i get in return? >> i feel like it is for both of us, greg, and for america. >> you say that every night. >> only because it is true. >> it is true. >> go away. bye. let's welcome our guests. thank you, announcer. she is so hot that stockings are hung on her with care. after three long years i am here with fox news anchor julie banderas. if rains did the hustle we would be doing him. and he is the author of the declaration of independence, a great book. i read it myself. and his hallucinations even can't stand him. my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. and if comedic gene yuses- geniuses were snow angels wooy

would do them all the time. his latest cd is called "return of the sun of depression option." it is like you took a random word generator and then put all of the words in to come up with a title. and he gets wrapped around trout as subscriptions run out. our "new york times" correspondent. good to see you, pinch. >> this weekend in "the times" magazine. they talk to a of, quote, dixie ghost busters who document paranormal activity. not to editorial lies, but we worry how the coned it rat army -- the confederate army will react to the black ghost buster. is he out of touch for wagering too much? if only there were another word for remorse that rhymes with bet. that's probably what mitt romney feels. after offering a texas-sized wager to rick per rear during -- perry during the gop debate. >> you prefer individual

mandates, my friend. >> you know, you have raised that before, rick. >> it was true then. and it is true now. >> rick, i tell you what. $10,000 bet? >> i'm not in the betting business. >> oh, okay. >> should have bet a collection of bottle caps. on sunday the former massachusetts governor responded to criticism from fellow candidates and democrats that he is out of touch. >> this was an outrageous number to answer an outrageous charge from him. it has been proven wrong time and time begin. let's put something outrageous out there. i bet you a million bucks x, y or z. my wife came up and said, mitt, it was a great debate. you are great at a lot of things, just not betting. >> i didn't realize he had four heads. it is not a joke. newt gingrich's proposal for a lunar colony. if only romney could get on board jie. we will start with

his idea to have a lunar colony that would mine minerals from the moon, i am not in favor of spending that kind of money to do that. >> newt is a rocket ship. for more we go to red's senior political correspondent. >> you know what will happen in 2012. welcome to the program. who won the debate, america? hawaii. >> the soviet union was declared a winner. when you look at how they talk to each other and what they come up with, it is no wonder nobody wants to vote for a republican. >> the wager was done, but will it really hurt mitt? >> no, i don't think so. what will hurt mitt romney is he created the proto prototype

of obamacare and can't actually defend it. both of these guys say i am runing on my leadership. and mitt romney chose not to run for re-election and he wanted to get on with it. gingrich was kicked out of his own party and he has $300,000 of ethics violations following him ashdz. -- around. i would run on somebody else's record. >> julie, welcome back. 2* feels like it has been three and a half years. >> something like that. >> exactly. i'm sure you watched the debate at home with your children. is this a nonstory or story? >> it is ridiculous. $10,000, $1 million, i bet somebody $1 million i would never come back on this show. i am not dishing out $1 million tonight. i would bet him $10 he wouldn't shower, and i will collec on that $10. as far as him throwing it out there, i don't think people

literally believe -- you don't need him to throw out -- i am going to pay $10,000 on this bet to make everybody believe this man has money. i don't think it will make them shift, oh, this guy is loaded. >> it is what every guy does. that's what it was. it was harmless. your brand of political humor is taking off among the youth. i want to be the first to congratulate you on that. lighten up on this guy. why do you hate him so much? >> i wish the bet was real. i wish he was off his rocker, you know what i mean? that would mean he was a wild man. perry, take this crossbow. if you can shoot this pepsi can off my head -- i would enjoy that. >> you would enjoy that. >> i do enjoy the way rick perry looked like he was in his sunday best and he had just come from church with his hair plastered down. joy this coming from you, nick. -- >> this coming from you, nick. i have known you for a couple years and your hair does not move.

>> not unless i tell it to. and by the way, it can kill you. >> it is a collection of alien forces on his head. >> is mitt in a way out of touch with billionaires because the wager was too small for them? >> exactly. he is apeasing neither the poor nor the uber rich, like julie. i will take away from this, like a man takes things away, i want to strike from the record the phrase "career politician." nobody cares about that anymore. stop using it. perry laughs like a herky jerky animal, very w. he is doing this a lot with the shoulder shaky thing. and finally last i checked it is illegal to bet. that was not cool. that is not a good thing for our nation's youth, but i will say it has made me rethink mormonism. they can kind of rock. >> and i respect your stance on illegal behavior. >> thank you, thank you. >> if you only knew what he

was doing in the garage. >> working on my cars. >> a couple of newt things before we move on. he did get an endorsement from gary by see. >> who has never met him before. >> and he has the brain damage rehab celebrity vote locked up now. >> why is he not moderating the debate? that would be a ratings winner. why are all of the snakes come coming out right now? we will go to mitt first. >> he was hoping he was endorsing the gabore sisters. >> from the gabore sisters. >> your brand of political humor is taking off. before i move othe other thing -- before i month -- i move obuilding a lunar colony, that's a brilliant idea. >> this is why gary busey

endorsed him. >> it is really on the moon? >> you thought it was an amusement park. the lunar colony. >> has there ever been a lunar colony that worked out well? >> should you quit because no one has done it before? that's kind of a loser attitude. >> if we agreed to get along and exploit our resources. >> they might have money to spend on astronauts. >> if you build a colony people will continue to go. >> can we stop to acknowledge the of a vaw tar bomb. >> just because the gabore sisters thing fell flat, don't project on me isir. >> i didn't -- don't project on me, sir. >> it was delivered with such a lack of humor. >> it is not my fault you chose the gabore sisters. don't take this out on me. >> before we move on, can i just show my favorite moment of the debate? it is a photo and here it is.

newt looks like a very hungry turtle who has just identified a grape. a frozen grape. and he is going to leap forward in a very fast fashion and gobble it up and then return back to his cave. >> he looks like benny hill before they do the super fast motion thing. >> he is getting ready to start running. >> that was before because he was happy. >> protests more like port tests. did you see what i did there? yes, west coast occupy yes, sirs are taking their wines to the waterfront. on monday in a coordinated efforts demonstrators in cities like portland, seattle, san diego and los angeles marched to the ports and attempted to shut down the docks to show opposition to corporate profit. said one quote u.s. ports have become economic engines for the elite. sure they have.

meanwhile on the east coast, nyu's social analysis announces that students can take a class on occupy wall street. yes a masters in mowning. said the professor, quote, the movement has done all of us the service of illuminating the fact that the economy operates in the framework of political, social and cultural conflicts and not outside them. translation? i have no real talent. will the occupy protest lead to real change in the u.s.? and what about in britain? >> it has been around a longtime. as a result it does take quite a longtime to make change, even the best in the world. >> i like it. >> that was the best moment. >> i can watch that again. >> julie, is it smart to alien those who work for a living? >> they are alienating the 99%. the longshoremen and the truckers who they are trying

to push out of the ports, they are not the 1% of the country. so they are not able to go to their jobs because of the people who they are fighting for. it doesn't make sense. >> you worked as a long shore man for 30 years, how do you think they are receiving the occupy yes, sirs. >> i dated a long shore man. >> what was his name? >> rex. >> rex is a funny name. >> i couldn't agree with you more. this is a classic case of cutting off the face. you can penalize these people -- it is ridiculous and absurd. also too, i don't know what kind of david and goliath they will have by cutting off the profits for one day. it is not going to do anything. it would be like if you stopped buying lick -- lick rish underwear no one will notice. >> that's a protest i will not

take part in. you know i don't just wear it, i eat it. >> do you think there is real solidarity with the longshoremen? when you take these academics and they talk to somebody like a long shore man is there any other connection maybe other than they are liberal? >> i don't think so. and i had a whole thurston howl the third bit that is gone now. shouldn't they be blocking cruiseships maybe instead of guys taking crates of whisky. there is no solidarity. the last time the hippies andthe longshoremen got together is when they were beating them. >> by the way, we cheered them on. >> it is always false consciousness. the longshoremen have nothing to do with a bunch of kids who are complaining about having to pay really high student loans. this is just -- >> they are looking for a little -- they are look forget

cache from a working man who wanted nothing to do with it. you lived in a shipping container and you know something about ports. >> i do know something about ports. i know something about protesting and let me show you what they are protesting. i knew a guy name tommy. tommy used to work on the docks. union been on strike and it's been tough. i feel like he and gina are just living on a prayer. that's what these people are fighting for. >> amazing. i had no idea. >> what's up, tommy? go to bed. it is late. >> here is my theory, julie, shouldn't they start small rather than going after a port? shouldn't occupy wall street surround a lemonade stand and start scream ?g. >> at children. >> don't you think that would work? >> they might as well. they could protest outside our schools and the pre schools. they could protest on central park south. that is something they could do. the horses are dying.

>> that's something worth while. >> i agree. >> i want to help. i just want to help. from seaports to airports. do security drones need chaperons -- which is chap-rones? >> you wear chaps. >> they had a store called chap-rones. it was a half chaps, half pasta delicious diet meal. you could have the chaperones with a big bowl of pasta in your chaps. >> i like the beef uh roan knee there. >> a couple of new york lawmakers think so. we don't remember what they were talking about, and they are calling for a passenger advocate to follow-up on customer complaints over security screenings. senator charles shiewmer and michael never heard of him want the psa to create the position at all airports. it comes on -- it comes with several elderly women complaining of pat-downs in

the last couple months. i appreciate their work to keep the air passengers safe, but the passengers should not be humiliated during their travels. speak for yourself. for more let's go to our travel correspondent, clumsy the panda for analysis. what do you have for us? what do you pay for? >> nick, here is the deal. do you deal with troubled beurocracy by add morgue beurocracy? >> no, it works all of the time. to have a hotline that goes directly to the people who are feeling up your grandma, sure, problem solved. can we move on to the next thing? >> julie, if these women are to be believed which -- i don't know why an elderly woman would make up this crap. >> just an elderly woman naked at an airport. >> wasn't it in a private room? >> open your mind.

>> i am not saying it didn't happen. but they still -- i think they crossed line. >> has it happened to you at all? >> like five times. >> really? >> yes, but i also am married as a kid now and i don't get a lot of action. >> i love flying. >> bill, not only do you not travel, but i'm pretty sure you don't know what a plane s. should i skip you? >> you can, but you would be missing an amazing point. they are basically just hiring more tsa agents. these guys are a conduit to the -- a conduit to the people. it is another agent they can go to complain to. it is going to make things worse. >> you know what, i got tips that way. >> i agree with what you are saying. i think this is just expanding a problem here. there is too much security at the airport. it is pointless. >> wait until something happens. >> they have people that are constantly coming out.

>> there is too much of it. and my point is when you have too much you can't supply it appropriately, and they will put more incompetent people in these positions just like they have incompetent people at security checks. >> not all of them -- lovely tsa people. call me. >> why do it is men constantly stair at hot women? we discuss julie ban dare -- julie banderas' new book. first, what is alec baldwin up to now? about 300 pounds.

has alec baldwin gotten the last laugh by actually getting the last laugh? the short-fused fuzz ball made a cameo on this weekend's "saturday night live" to talk

abt his exit from an american airlines flight to stop playing a mobile phone game. the angry a-lister focus oatd pilot. take a look people with eyes. >> it was important for me to come here tonight, and on behalf of everyone at american airlines, issue an apology to mr. alec baldwin. mr. baldwin is an american treasure. i am ashamed at the way he was treated. i mean, what harm would it do to help him keep playing his game. not any game, but a word game for smart people. >> southern accent was an original touch. meanwhile, the association of professional flight attendants, yes they exist, and they are delightful, are calling for alec to be on the aa's no fly list and demanding that the company stop airing episodes. that's hard core. explained a spokesman, quote, we are very upset. he was malicious and slain druse toward crew members in his comments. which begs a question. can yoga cat do downward

facing dog. >> not in my state. thank you very much. what is this country coming to? does it change the fact that alec was a jerk? >> no, but i think the airlines are a little tough on people, a little too tough. he does make one good point, whether you believe he should have cutoff his game or not, if these phones can take down planes, they shouldn't be allowed on in the first place. they will con constantly have people on their phones or blackberries or iphones until the last second so ban them and stop complaining about celebrities who like to take advantage of it. i am tired of hearing the

complaints. >> i think he is being a jerk, joe, and i think he called lauren michaels up and set it up the way famous friends do things, right? when you get screwed you don't have the luxury of calling up lauren michaels, right? you call me. >> and i can't even call you. i have to resort to bill usually. i don't think he is being a jerk. i thought it was funny. i think alec baldwin should just stay away from phones, period. >> good point. >> but i think he has a fair point. they are sitting at the gate. it is not going anywhere. he is playing a game. it is a steb word es on a power trip. it is annoying. >> you are all so anti-airline. wouldn't it be better if on the skit he made fun of his own behavior which is fairly infantile of a man slaming a bathroom door rather than trying to be a pilot with a lame accent. >> how did he slam the door? wasn't he in his seat? >> he got up. >> you didn't hear that. >> no. you know, i don't get to see first class much. i usually enter through the

luggage container, but i'm with the people who say enough with these super bossy flight attendants. we know these phones don't have anything to do with -- >> there is an airplane mode on the phone. >> who cares? >> you don't want people on planes talking on their phones. it is going to drive you crazy. >> he was playing a word game, not talking. >> that's the next step. if you say it is okay to have phones people will be talking. >> you must get free peanuts or something. >> i do. >> i would rather have the person in the center seat talking on the phone than me. >> have you ever seen somebody try to make a call on the cell phone 30,000 feet in the air. >> what you just said it is the classic example of what we are talking about here, and it goes back to the security story. once you say they can do this, then they do that. 2* has to be all or nothing.

there is no individual responsibility when it comes to things like this anymore. a grown man can play words with friends while sitting at the gate. if he is talking and not allowed to talk, don't talk. >> but you don't think it is at all strange an incredibly famous person gets up and throws a tantrum and he runs to the bathroom, and he is in his mid50s. >> i throw tantrums. >> you do. i have been there. i had to change you a number of times. >> when you are in your 50s, you have a change your pants joke and then you make it. >> nobody in the past 25 years even after 9/11 when they say you have to look up here for an important safety notice, nobody pays attention. i am reading sky mall and thinking what about that inflatable wedge you can sleep on? it seems like a good idea. >> somebody has a sub subscription to sky mall. >> by the way, there is no such thing as a sky mall. there is nowhere to go for the

mall. i was really drunk once on a plane and i bought an incredibly expensive stereo on sky mall. sky mall,90% of purchases are based on drunks. i did that using a u.s. air phone. that phone you could use. you could use that phone. i did use that phone and when i got off -- there it was. why am i yelling about this? do you have a comment on the show? e-mail us. it is red eye at fox news .com. 212-462-5050. still to come, the half time report 23r* tv's andy -- from tv's andy levy. jerk.

let's find out if we got anything wrong so far. for that we go to andy levy. >> gop debate. you said what will hurt is you can't defend romney care. i actually like how he defended it in the debate. the states can do whatever the heck they want. i think that's an interesting reading of the constitution. >> it is. but i don't like the profanity coming from the presidential candidate. >> good point. you would think he would know better. >> what is a good substitution for heck? >> i don't -- do you need a substitution? >> h-e-double hockey sticks. >> no, h-e- half an o

something. >> julie, i agree with you that the bet shouldn't be a big deal. except that it has been decided it is a big deal so it has to be a big deal jie. for all of those who want to pick on romney when there is nothing else to talk about except his personality and hair. >> yes. rick perry's net worth under $3 million, so he could have afforded the bet. >> he could have bet a lot more than $10,000. i actually think romney is cheap. >> the problem is he bet either -- he should have bet a lot less or a a lot more. he should have bet $10 or $10 million and he would have been fine. >> cheap cheapskate. >> you say this makes you want to rethink mormonism. but the church of latter-day saints is very strongly opposed to gambling. i think they are strongly opposed to you. >> andy. >> then again, what religion isn't. >> come on, the one-two punch? move on. >> the thing i think will hurt

romney is his opposition to gingrich's plan for the massive new program to build a permanent lunar colony. this is how out of touch romney is. how many people would love to work on the moon? >> yes. >> and he dismisses it because he doesn't need a job. what does he care? >> these are new jobs. jobs we didn't have before. >> think of all of the old job swreez lost. people replaced by atm's. >> absolutely, absolutely jie. now they can go and work on the moon. bank tellers become crater diggers. >> have you seen the movie "moon"? it is not all that's cracked up to be. there is a closet full of you, clones. your computer sounds like kevin spacey and you go crazy. >> it works out fine until you discover it. >> you mention has there ever been a lunar colony that worked out well? >> wow. >> also, you could argue 2001

ended well. >> what is that? >> that's all right. >> what is your problem? >> i never saw "2001". don't say the ending. >> spoiler alert for movies that came out in 1969, really? >> bruce willis is a ghost. >> unbelievable. >> occupy wall street stuff, aka, the lick rish underwear story. joe and julie, you brought up the fact that by disrupting the poor it is the occupy yes, sirs hurting the blue collar workers, which is true. but couldn't you say the same thing about anything they protest? what about the assistants and the janitors who work on wall street? >> i said that very thing on this very show about that very point. >> reporter: just now tonight? >> weeks ago. >> had i talked about this three and a half years ago, there is a fact that the

subway workers and the occupy -- the subways, that was a bit of a problem. i'm not sure the north railroads don't necessarily pay. >> reporter: any industry that you will protest you will harm. >> you will annoy more than the 99% of the rich people. >> reporter: -- >> does that mean you don't protest anything? >> no, you protest, but be mindful of who you are disrupting. >> i like listening to julie talk about the subway traffic being impeded. >> i took the subway three and a half years ago. i know what i am talking about. >> it was a meatball one. >> you are right. of course you have the right to protest. but it is pointless. don't do it. >> it is a stupid freedom. >> it is pointless. >> it may be too much for you. >> by the way, you never talked about the course that is going to be taught next year. >> i forgot about that. >> i have to read the quote from the professor, and he

says, quote, as a topic of study he offers the changing shape of inequality in our society and the dynamic processes of rep paw story change from the picket line to the sit in to the consideration of life course trajectories among other themes central to the apprehension of the modern context. >> for those who thought this course would be worthless, i think -- >> other than pure anti-intellectualism, what is wrong with that? the only thing wrong with the description is it doesn't include the tea party. the professor is opposed to the tea party. >> all it is saying is it gives an opportunity to talk about the ways in which people are upset or feel society has gotten out of hand. i would sign up for that class. >> why not say it the way you just did sf -- you just did? >> you got me there. >> can i agree with you though? >> this is my point. >> i think this class is a great thing.

i think it is wonderful there will finally be a college course that inspires the kids and teaches them to be lazy do nothing -- >> is that your alma-matter? >> nyu? >> i thought it was a columbia professor. >> that was a columbia professor speaking of the nyu course. >> bill didn't go to college. >> get out of my square. this is my square. >> should there be passenger dsh dash i appreciate the tsa's work to keep passengers safe, but they should not be humiliated and degraded during their travels. you said, speak for yourself? >> yes. >> to clarify, the senator was refering to people being humiliated and degraded against their will. so you would still be fine. >> i apologize for that profusely. >> nick, you are opposed because you think it would add another layer of beurocracy.

and it would just be hiring another tsa person. what if the passenger advocate was not a employee? >> who will they be then? >> there was a recent congressional report. we spent $57 billion since 9 /11 on tsa. and everybody with the exception of the tsa people agree they have done virtually nothing to prevent the next 9/11. >> how do they know that? >> two ways. one is that 9/11, the threat of that ended when they reinforced the cockpit doors so the planes can't be commandeered the way it was. and beyond that all of the high-profile attempts to take down a plane, it was passengers beating the hell out of people like bill on a sunday night. it had nothing to do with the screening. >> you can still blowup a plane without getting to the cockpit. remember the shoe bomber? >> and who got rid of the shoe bomber? who got rid of the underwear bomber? if we were talking about underwear on this show --

>> and the point is they caught them. that's the thing. they caught them. why are they adding another layer of security every time they catch somebody. >> his point is they didn't catch somebody. >> the passengers once they got on the plane, the passengers acted. >> we are still taking our shoes off. we are still not being able to show gels and liquids and lotions. we haven't been allowed to wear underwear on the planes for three years. >> nick, have i to have my lotion. >> speaking of lotion, how did you know i got beat up last night? >> s and n brings on alec baldwin. my guess is he gets rei'dules when "30 rock" plays on flights. he is making money from. it julie, you said the airlines are too tough with people, and you said it was a steb word es on a power trip.

first of all, don't say stewardess. >> airline attendant. >> it is easy to blame them for something like this, but they are just enforcing the federal law. they don't get to choose. they don't get to say this federal law is stupid. i am not going to enforce. it. >> don't tell me you don't think when an airline stewardess does presidency a celebrity they don't try to make a name for themselves? >> the celebrities probably get better treatment. >> i agree with that. >> and it has never happened to me. >> are you absolving all of the machine of any resmons built? -- responsibility? >> i am. >> andy, you are right. the flight attendants -- >> why do you people hate these people? >> he said don't say stewardess. >> nick, if the flight crew doesn't enforce the federal law, who -- then the flight

crew could get in trouble. >> i am agreeing with you when i say i am right. they are adhering to law. but if you go to mcdonalds and your buddy gives you free french frys it is like are you technically not upholding the law? sure. are you in someway breaking it? whatever. does anybody care? no. it is irrelevant. it is stupid. sit and play your game. >> the difference between a federal law and giving somebody french frys. >> i can't tell you how sick i am of being surrounded by the federal agents on the air planes. >> we have to go. lastly, greg, have i to say i have no fear about people making phone calls on airplanes. i can't even get reception in my apartment. >> that's true. god knows i tried too call you. >> ryan secrist is dead. tired of celebrity news. i think you already knew that. but first -- >> is "new year's eve" the greatest movie in the history of movies?

if you have to ask you will never understand.

it is nice to see excellence in film making rewarded. acclaimed indy movie "new year'seve" ruled the box office in its opening weekend. the flick brought in $13.7 million beating out "the sitter,"" twilight" and something called "the muppets." i want to go to andy. andy, you were there first discussing new year's eve. how do you explain its popularity? >> thank you for recognizing that i was there first. i would like to say that back in september -- i think it was september 28th i tweeted "oh great, now satan is now making movies request it is with a link to the trailer. i was the first person to recognize this move -- movie. i am like a canary in a coal mine, an excellent song, by the way. i have to correct you on one thing. you said the movie made $13.7 million. that's been down graded to $13 million. i think this can be explained one of two ways. one either all of the families

of the cast went to see it. or did you see that story of the woman in italy who left her cat $13 million? i think the cat blew it all. >> we don't have much time. joe, you said you cried during the movie. >> only when it was over. i needed month of that good stuff. not since the "cannonball run" films have i seen a cluster of marginally talented folks. >> did you see the movie yet? >> what movie? >> okay, good answer. actually it is not a movie in your life. it is your life. you have millions of gorgeous friends that populate your lifelike a "new year's eve" film. >> oh, there is a new year's eve movie? >> it is not summer's eve. >> have i 30 seconds. nick, i think they are called ensemble movies, aren't they the greatest film making? you don't have to see a lot of films to see all of the stars. you can see them in one spot.

>> i thought ensemble was -- meant big stain. >> you have already seen the film four times. does it get better and better with each viewing? >> there is lots of different plot points and there is a surprise ending or endings. spoiler alert. and, yes, i don't use these three words very much, but tour de force. >> i believe that is a canadian word. >> it is. swree to take a break. -- we have to take a break. more stuff when we return.

that tha reminds me. you know what today is? legs day at the gym. my quads are sore. and it is frank sinatra's birthday. well it was yesterday. why not bring back a man who knows green eyes better than anyone. he just released his take on the crooner's classic song "misteltoe and holly" and it is for a good cause. where does the money go? >> go right now. it started today, december 13th. it is called misteltoe tuesday

until january 1st. all of the proceeds will go to the salvation army. >> yes. >> go to itunes and amazon and download that version. sinatra was a slow version and this is a billy may kind of swinging upbeat version of that film. and there were 5,000 communities across the country. and a lot of people were in need. here it is. unfortunately i will never get the press alec baldwin did for twittering and for playing the game. what is wrong with the media today? >> well, you have to throw a tantrum. why you are throwing a tantrum, hold the cd up on the plane? plane so people tape it wh their phones. how do you get this thing moving? you have to do something dastardly. that could have been partly a public -- publicity thing. >> you could savagely beat a host sidekick probably in new

york city after the show. savagely, savagely beat him. >> what if we did it now? the youtube hits would be amazing. download now. download now. >> let's do lines of cocaine off the cd. not for press. i just think that is something we should do. >> how about doing it on a plane? >> what a great christmas idea. you know what is great? i love the salvation army because it is an army with no guns. >> i have to tell a story. congratulations on the ratings beating the other networks and "prime time." i know you have a lot of listeners out there. help us with the misteltoe and holly. the army of greg gutfeld fans and "red eye" fans, please get that downloaded. i want to show the other -- some of the other people that it does matter here.

my grandfather was a bootleger with marshall field 1k3* joseph p kennedy. this was during prohibition. he was an immigrant. and he had given that life up before prohibition ended because my grandmother put the danger into what it was. he was not a moonshine guy. he was big liquor things, big money. he had apartments in manhattan and jamaica and beauty parlors. he lost his money during the depression, and he used to take me to macy's or j.c. penney's during the christmas holidays when we were a kid. we would always see a bell ringer with a kettle and he would put in his quarter or nickel or buck and he lived with my mom and dad, and he would say to me one time, i want you to help these people if you ever can. when your mother was little and i lost everything, they helped me. >> that's a good story. not about doing coke on a cd. >> i am wearing a salvation army original right now, greg.

>> have i to move on. where should people see you perform. >> vegas, the vaw nation -- vaw venetian, february 4th 5th 6th. >> download the song "misteltoe and holly." >> those are the two ladies i met a couple years ago. joy they are in the green room waiting. >> they have to be in their 50s by now.

coming up, return appearances from dana vachon and joe devito. >> time to go back to tv's andy levy for the post game wrap up. >> joe devito two nights in a row? >> andy, this is joe derosa. i know you can get confused jie. really? >> although one is hysterical. can't wait to see him tomorrow.

>> tune in tomorrow, folks. nick, has the magazine turn need pbs. >> hate to turn this into a begging show, but reason .com published by nonprofit we are running our annual webathon, a tax deductible donation. if you like reason magazine and the declaration of independence, go to reason .com and give until it hurts. then really start giving. >> julie, it has been a longtime since you have been on the show. >> it has. >> has it changed at all? >> it reminds me a lot of my childbirth. first it started with really intense labor pains. i broke my water, like peaking my pants in the middle of the a half time report. it was smooth sailing. i am so grateful now that i have a mine teen -- a 19-month-old and coming baking on the show. >> joe, any final thoughts? >> i will be headlining three shows in new york city this week. the 14th, 15th and the 18th, come o